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Best therapist tip: the cleanser

Things I hate, part one. Asking a therapist for her top tip and her replying something stupidly obvious like Drink lots of water. Wouldn’t it be great to feign complete ignorance and ask What is this thing you call water? … Continue reading

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Brilliant organic facial oil

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and flattery is, of course, the sincerest form of ingratiation. Hey, what’s wrong with a few well-intended lies? I think every therapist should be trained in this delightfully dark art so I was … Continue reading

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THE WONDERS OF FACIAL MASSAGE

One of the problems with flying a lot is your face ends up looking like an angry puff pastry 50% of the time. It’s fun to scare kids with but as I hate to upset small children – oh and … Continue reading

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